A new gym
I'm starting a new gym. It's actually going to be a chain of gyms, but I'm getting ahead of myself. My new gym is fabulous. It's exclusionary. It's better than any gym you've ever been to.
My gym does not accept membership during the months of November, December, January, nor February.
Moreso, my gym's card scanning system looks at your account during those four months and if it's been more than 8 months, you're politely but firmly told to come back in March. I understand how frustrated members may become, but as I said before, my gym is fabulous, it is exclusionary, and it does not accommodate resolutionists.